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Holding Demotivational Poster


JOHNNY CASH HOLDING A KITTEN. - Behold the only man who can be a bad ass, christian, country, rock star, kitten lover!


TAGS: johnny cash holding a kitten
Rating: 4.55/5

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CloudchaserS - February 19, 2013, 4:59 am, #243596
I also like Ring Of Fire, both the original and the very well done speed metal version by Acid Drinkers.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 3:23 am, #243595
Not really but I do sing okay.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 3:21 am, #243594
Like someone once said misery breeds creativity. Nothing great has ever came from anyone who was too happy.
Silverheart - February 19, 2013, 2:28 am, #243593
We like a lot of the same music. You play?
MissPriss - February 19, 2013, 2:21 am, #243592
Down down down in a burning ring of fire...Anusol can fix that, now on sale at your local pharmacy and Walmart stores. Couldn't resist...yep John was a badass but he went through a lot and over came alot too, and that's what made his music so real.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 19, 2013, 1:01 am, #243591
Ha,ha,ha that's one sad / funny song. My favorite Johnny song is "When The Man Comes Around" that song kicks a**.
CloudchaserS - February 19, 2013, 12:39 am, #243590
I remember a British music magazine doing a list of the 100 greatest song parts. #1 was "My name is Sue! How do you do! Now you gonna die!"
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 11:53 pm, #243587
I don't like country music either, most of it is just too one dimensional for me, but Johnny was great. Johnny is right up there with The Doors, R.E.M., Nirvana, and Smashing Pumpkins as the best ever(in my opinion)!
Silverheart - February 18, 2013, 11:00 pm, #243585
This is much better. I don't like a lot of country music, but Johnny Cash is great. True American bad-ass.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 9:59 pm, #243583
He was a drug addict, but he stopped and became an anti drug advocate.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 9:58 pm, #243582
I was gonna do "Your Argument Is Invalid", but I decided to give credit where credit is due.
Silverheart - February 18, 2013, 9:38 pm, #243580
At least it wasnt another of those 'your argument is invalid' posters.
PapaFox - February 18, 2013, 9:31 pm, #243579
And drug addict.


PAIN -


TAGS: man holding his head in pain commi3
Rating: 4.73/5

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OmegaReaper - May 23, 2012, 8:37 am, #235009
Since when does mate in that centance mean wife? it means friend -.-
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 3:57 pm, #227587
A wife named Dave :)


SOMETIMES - The pain of letting something precious to you go is less than the pain of holding onto it.




CROSSING THE LINE - There is a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.


TAGS: lines cuddling holding teddies mice
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - June 15, 2012, 5:02 pm, #236285
Thanks spacedog. I'm usually not the mushy type but this pic was too cute to pass up. Besides think this the 1st time I've seen one that wasn't stuck in a trap (muhahaha)
spacedog - June 15, 2012, 11:48 am, #236280
5L here too.


A LOVING WIFE - Will always hold your hand




HAIR HOLDING - This is why women go to restrooms in pairs with toothpaste in their purses.




THE GIFT -


TAGS: holding out for a headstone
Rating: 4.97/5

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Verdeckt - June 30, 2011, 11:36 am, #220784
5 cold shoulders.. Fav'd


Simple Class -


TAGS: holding the notes takes genius
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - September 2, 2013, 10:40 pm, #249263
Heh heh heh... I'd gladly cut your rug... maybe you can dance polka for me? (dirty mind)
MissPriss - September 2, 2013, 4:09 pm, #249256
Silvie...takes 2 to tango...wanna come "cut a rug" with me? And no it has nothing to do with a lesbian lover...well...no!
MissPriss - September 2, 2013, 4:07 pm, #249254
I've gotten into techno-pop/German rap. A fave is Falco, who has an incredible version of putting on the ritz! You're a torturous person Mr. Gary, now 2 of us that will be zombied out to the song...but a 5L anyhow.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 2, 2013, 2:59 pm, #249250
When I was a child, I honestly thought WWII had just ended.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 2, 2013, 2:57 pm, #249249
I never meet my great-grand parents, since they were born - kid you not - circa civil war era. Most guys my age have grandfathers who fought in Vietnam; my grandfather fought in WWI. So, I feel VERY out of place in this time period, lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 2, 2013, 2:54 pm, #249248
It's kinda my era, due to a ginormous generation gap - I love Harry James and his band, Cole Porter, Ella Fitzgerald, Frank Sinatra. Can you believe my old man is in his LATE sixties, almost 70... and I'm 29, the eldest of my other siblings.
GaryO - September 2, 2013, 1:11 pm, #249247
‘no Gene Wilder’….now THAT’S funny. Somehow my taste for music has migrated to Irving Berlin and Cole Porter…not even my era. The big bands of Basie and Ellington are doin’ it for me this morn.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 2, 2013, 12:32 pm, #249244
There are at least (besides the Young Frankenstein) two versions I think. Fred Astaire's was pretty good. But he'5 no Gene Wilder.
GaryO - September 2, 2013, 10:03 am, #249239
Heh, here to help. My mind goes to Son of Fronkensteen. Thank you, Sly
Silverheart - September 2, 2013, 9:04 am, #249237
Aaaand guess what I'll have stuck in my head ALL DAY! Thanks for that... love it, 5Ls!


IDEALLY IN YOUR PARENTS HANDS - In reality you will find the emptiness where their money once belonged.




One world -


TAGS: peace harmony holding hands demon spawn
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - November 30, 2014, 12:35 am, #258432
Hmmm, just dawns on me now...Thedge wasn't implying I was a virgin. Sorry for the confusion.
spacedog - November 2, 2014, 10:12 am, #257588
No kidding...He's about three decades too late. That spaceship has blasted off.
Thedge - November 2, 2014, 1:18 am, #257585
Chocolate pants... am gonna present that idea to Richard Branson, probably considering a more viable option than Virgin Space by now.
spacedog - November 1, 2014, 10:02 am, #257560
Still, the Swiss make the best chocolate clocks, not sure about chocolate pants. Thanks for the comment.
Thedge - October 30, 2014, 11:07 pm, #257523
ok, the lefty demons... why do the Swiss always get off the hook? Yeah, chocolate. But, leather pants thing cancels out chocolate.
GaryO - October 30, 2014, 8:34 pm, #257514
wonderful


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